My plan for March 12

I have been pure long enough. I have not had a cigarette or a drink since JULY. This is seriously probably the longest I’ve gone without such staples since I was 14 years old. Has it really diminished my fun all that much, you ask? Yes. Absolutely.

Here is what is going to happen on March 12 (my due date): if I do not have a baby by that evening, I will enjoy one cigarette and one glass of wine before I retire to bed. I will continue this ritual for every day that I am late. Once I go into labor, even if it is at 8 a.m., I will calmly drink a glass of wine, smoke one cigarette, time my contractions and hit the hospital once it looks like the shit is about to go down.

Judge away.


January 7, 2011. Uncategorized.

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